Sunday, 4 November 2012

WARNING

WARNING:
If you drink "Infinity" water you will seriously live forever! Once you drink this you won't be able to stop living forever/having internal life. Also please note that the AGE  you drink this at, is the age you will look like for the rest of your life (e.g. if you drink this at age 5, you will look like you are 5 forever). We STRONGLY advise you only drink this above at age 18, 26 or older! Also if you drink this since you live forever you will be taken off the circle of life away from everyone else.
WE ADVISE YOU READ THESE WARNINGS (which are noted on the bottle packaging) AND REALIZE WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN YOU DRINK "Infinity". 

Friday, 2 November 2012

Advantages

There are many advantages to drinking "Infinity" water, i will name some of them. If you drink infinity water you will basically live forever! Also if you drink infinity you won't break any bones (e.g. if you fall out of a tree, it will look like you broke your arm or leg but you wil just get up like nothing happened!). You have ALL the time in the world to do/learn what ever you want (e.g. learn as many laguages as you want). You can also try things you are afraid to do because your afraid you will die (e.g. sky diving). There are probably a lot more advantages to drinking "Infinity" water but i didn't want to name them all.

Monday, 29 October 2012

About Infinity

Infinity is fancy water that is now on the market for $384.99.  It's water founded by the tuck family in a spring in the U.S. But, it is not regular water, it's water that when you drink 23 mL it gives you enternal life (translation-you live FOREVER). If you drink this you will NEVER die, also you can never get hurt (e.g. if you fall off a tree and it looks like you broke your neck, you will get up like it never happened). There is no other water like this, so get yours now!